I have been putting most my efforts into learning the secrets of the neutral menace; how it works, what makes it tick, but most importantly - what makes them so dangerous. For starters they all have a war chest of 10 million dollars sitting in their nation. They also store 5 million in the bank for each member that they have, so right now we are looking at about 195 million sitting in their bank. Right now is the prime time for them to strike, seeing as four other large alliances are currently licking their wounds from the recent war. Do not be surprised if you log in to discover you have been attacked on all fronts by them, you can not be too careful in dealing with them. Let us rise. We will unite all of Orbis to take down the threat that is the neutral menace!
Stop The Signal
Pub and Carter's blog on stuff.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Carter0912
Lets get some of the basics down too.
Purple is a great color
Xbox>PS
Man Utd is the best soccer/futbul team in the world.
Robin Van Persie is also the best soccer player.
Going off Pub's movie sip bit. I cried at the end of marley and me. And the best movie serious ever will be Lord of the Rings.
I dont even know what a dragon trial is so do not ask!
Till next time my loves
~Carter0912
Solutions
Greetings everybody, today I have been busy drinking away my worries... I have been very concerned about the safety of all those residing on planet Orbis. There is a threat hovering over our heads, and it only grows bigger in strength and number while we are all distracted with trivial matters.
The neutral menace is alive and well. They have now claimed the number 2 spot and are clearly attempting to fool us by suppressing their score; as I'm writing this they have 436.01 points hidden in their applicants. This leads me to believe that they are planning some sort of secret op to declare on all of Orbis at once.... but they are trying to appear weak to prevent raising concerns about their immense power.
Below I will list instructions for how to deal with the neutral menace.
1. Always go in with a defensive pre-empt. Under any circumstances DO NOT use an aggressive pre-empt, or any action that is not defensive.
2. Follow the path that the holy Almighty has set for you. Let his overwhelming power live through you.
3. Never underestimate your enemy - they may appear to have only good intentions, but don't let them fool you. This is a tactic they have used for ages to put you in a vulnerable position when dealing with them, the second they see your weakness they strike.
4. The only solution to combat them will require the remaining 19 of the top 20 alliances to merge into one super-mega alliance. This battle will be sorta like Mothra vs. Godzilla.
5. Let the river run red with the blood of virgins.
Message me for any tips and advice regarding the true threat to life on Orbis.
-Pub
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Mandatory Introductory Post: Pubstomper
Hey everybody! I am Pubstomper, leader and founder of the Atlas Confederacy. I like long walks on the beach, yoga, and I'm a feminist - So I figured this theme was very fitting. I have been playing Politics and War for about 8 months now and I have regretted it since the second I joined. I claim all responsibility for stopping the signal; if you doubt that just ask Rich of Kaiserland because he is a man not capable of lying.
I will introduce myself by just going over some of the mandatory need to know sort of things:
Favorite Color: Green
Second-Favorite Color: Purple
Third-Favorite Color: Blue
Languages: English and Mandarin
Nationality: American
Height: 6'1" (American measurements, I dont know about the rest of the world and I'm too lazy to check)
Weight: ~180 lbs (once again, not converting for you metric users)
I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, I fall too hard to fast and usually suffer for it. I like to watch movies like 500 Days of Summer to dwell on how sad my life is.
In-game: Never talk to me unless it is about the Dragon Trials or the will of the Almighty.
We will be addressing some very serious issues throughout our posts here so please do try to keep up.
Thank you.
-Pubstomper
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