Greetings everybody, today I have been busy drinking away my worries... I have been very concerned about the safety of all those residing on planet Orbis. There is a threat hovering over our heads, and it only grows bigger in strength and number while we are all distracted with trivial matters.
The neutral menace is alive and well. They have now claimed the number 2 spot and are clearly attempting to fool us by suppressing their score; as I'm writing this they have 436.01 points hidden in their applicants. This leads me to believe that they are planning some sort of secret op to declare on all of Orbis at once.... but they are trying to appear weak to prevent raising concerns about their immense power.
Below I will list instructions for how to deal with the neutral menace.
1. Always go in with a defensive pre-empt. Under any circumstances DO NOT use an aggressive pre-empt, or any action that is not defensive.
2. Follow the path that the holy Almighty has set for you. Let his overwhelming power live through you.
3. Never underestimate your enemy - they may appear to have only good intentions, but don't let them fool you. This is a tactic they have used for ages to put you in a vulnerable position when dealing with them, the second they see your weakness they strike.
4. The only solution to combat them will require the remaining 19 of the top 20 alliances to merge into one super-mega alliance. This battle will be sorta like Mothra vs. Godzilla.
5. Let the river run red with the blood of virgins.
Message me for any tips and advice regarding the true threat to life on Orbis.
-Pub
